'The wind keeps blowing my wifi signal away ’ is more than enough information to diagnose the problem, and ‘the computer forgot my password’ is now a real thing since password managers started coming baked into browsers.

We are so far beyond parody of ourselves that i have no idea how the onion stays in business.

Hey, IT, I imported this data set twice, and now there are a lot of duplicates. Is there something wrong with the tool?

– Yes, that happened.

And what email are you sending us in from?

Outlook

And which Outlook email account are you sending that from

Outlook

For your Outlook account does it say something like bob@outlook.com?

No it just says Outlook

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