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minus-squarekameecoding@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up27arrow-down7·27 days agoJava is in a completely different leagues to the rest of these. Whatever you think Java sucks at, the other languages mentioned here suffer from much worse.
minus-squarea baby duck@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up18·27 days agoA language is only as enjoyable as the hellish legacy projects that you’ll actually spend your time maintaining.
minus-squareknexcar@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·27 days agoThat’s why the Java programmer looks happier in the “after” pic. Not as much as Python but it’s still there.
minus-squaremosiacmango@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up10·27 days agoThe jpeg is strong, but if you look closely she is covered with scabs and sores.
minus-squareHiddenLayer555@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·edit-227 days agoDoes Java have an elegant way of compiling to native machine code now? Genuinely asking.
minus-squarekameecoding@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·26 days agoNot java itself, but GraalVM can do this https://www.graalvm.org/latest/reference-manual/native-image/ I can’t confidently tell you it’s production ready as I have never used it myself.
minus-squareEthan@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down1·26 days agoI’d rather use a language that doesn’t treat me like an incompetent child, removing unsigned ints because “they’re a source of bugs”.
Java is in a completely different leagues to the rest of these.
Whatever you think Java sucks at, the other languages mentioned here suffer from much worse.
A language is only as enjoyable as the hellish legacy projects that you’ll actually spend your time maintaining.
That’s why the Java programmer looks happier in the “after” pic. Not as much as Python but it’s still there.
The jpeg is strong, but if you look closely she is covered with scabs and sores.
Checks out
Does Java have an elegant way of compiling to native machine code now? Genuinely asking.
Not java itself, but GraalVM can do this https://www.graalvm.org/latest/reference-manual/native-image/
I can’t confidently tell you it’s production ready as I have never used it myself.
I’d rather use a language that doesn’t treat me like an incompetent child, removing unsigned ints because “they’re a source of bugs”.