• Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee
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    5 days ago

    Captain Planet: uh, why did you vote IN all of the people I’ve been catching and stopping?

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        4 days ago

        a) Don Cheadle is awesome

        b) No capitalist would support even this version. Free human trees? Where’s the surplus value to exploit? Have you not considered next quarter’s EPS?

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          It would be a green washer’s wet dream. Eliminate everyone you don’t stand to turn a profit from by turning them into “ethically sourced” lumber. You get a steady source of lumber to sell to IKEA and other furniture companies with a sketchy way to control your carbon footprint offset.