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minus-squareIronrod@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up6arrow-down8·2 days agoNever trust a man who purposefully grows a mustache. If I’m shaving my face it’s either all going bald or all staying stubble. Not saying he’s a bad guy, in fact everything I’ve seen about him seems positive…but purposefully grooming facial hair is kinda ick for me
minus-squaremorbidcactus@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 day agoMustaches let you use a regular respirator correctly, why you see them in some trades, medicine, fire fighting etc.
minus-squareAnn Archy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up15arrow-down1·2 days ago purposefully grooming facial hair is kinda ick for me that’s just weird breh, not to shit your kink in the mouth but
minus-squareIronrod@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down3·2 days agoName me a hero that only had a mustache
minus-squareAnn Archy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·22 hours agoThe more I see people grasping, the more I feel OP’s point. Not all mustachioed gentlemen are evil, but most evil gentlemen are mustachioed. There is a significant correlation between having a mustache and being evil. It’s even proportional to the size of the mustache!
minus-squarehakunawazo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·22 hours agoFirst I was confused thinking about Billy Connolly and thought about which type of facial hair could be meant:
minus-squareEquinox1289@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up6arrow-down1·2 days agoYou get the ick for men practicing basic hygiene and grooming their facial hair?
minus-squareIronrod@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up4arrow-down8·2 days agoIf you’re taking time to make a mustache, yeah. 1: it makes you look like a child molesterer 2: nobody in your life has told you about 1.
minus-squarejackyard@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 days agoEpstein didn’t have it so he must be not a molester at all and clean as hell
minus-squareAnn Archy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1arrow-down1·22 hours agoThis is a textbook example of a syllogism. All mustachioed men are molesterers. Some men without mustaches are also molesterers. Therefore, a mustache is a sufficient, but not necessary, condition for being a child molesterer.
minus-squareAnn Archy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1arrow-down1·22 hours agoYou’re out of line, but you’re right.
Never trust a man who purposefully grows a mustache. If I’m shaving my face it’s either all going bald or all staying stubble.
Not saying he’s a bad guy, in fact everything I’ve seen about him seems positive…but purposefully grooming facial hair is kinda ick for me
Mustaches let you use a regular respirator correctly, why you see them in some trades, medicine, fire fighting etc.
that’s just weird breh, not to shit your kink in the mouth but
Name me a hero that only had a mustache
Mario
Nacho Libre
Ted Lasso
Oh shi
edit: Ha! Wyatt Earp
James Connolly
The more I see people grasping, the more I feel OP’s point. Not all mustachioed gentlemen are evil, but most evil gentlemen are mustachioed.
There is a significant correlation between having a mustache and being evil. It’s even proportional to the size of the mustache!
First I was confused thinking about Billy Connolly and thought about which type of facial hair could be meant:



You get the ick for men practicing basic hygiene and grooming their facial hair?
If you’re taking time to make a mustache, yeah.
1: it makes you look like a child molesterer 2: nobody in your life has told you about 1.
Epstein didn’t have it so he must be not a molester at all and clean as hell
This is a textbook example of a syllogism.
All mustachioed men are molesterers.
Some men without mustaches are also molesterers.
Therefore, a mustache is a sufficient, but not necessary, condition for being a child molesterer.
You’re out of line, but you’re right.