• fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk
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    12 days ago

    I was taught “When tights come down, you might get lucky”.

    I wonder if our geology teacher was a bit of a perve?

    P.s. I think what we call “tights” in English is what Americans call “pantyhose”.

    • altphoto@lemmy.today
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      12 days ago

      Ok so what you’re trying to say is that if you pull down your underwear you might be lucky? But then how do you buy the lotto? You would have to pull down your underwear in a store in public. Nah! That doesn’t sound right. No. First you buy your lotto, then you bring it home and pull down your underwear before checking it! Yes! That’s it!