And I fear that the lesson Hollywood will learn from this is that we don’t like Star Wars, rather than that we don’t like endless half-assed slop. Disclaimer: I have not seen this movie so I don’t know if it’s actually good.
Star Wars has been “half-assed slop” for 49 years. Some of its better than others, but the there’s plenty in the OT to hate on if you want to hate. I love it anyway.
The movie was good. As good as any compareable segment of the D+ show. See it in the theatre if you can afford to.
And I fear that the lesson Hollywood will learn from this is that we don’t like Star Wars, rather than that we don’t like endless half-assed slop. Disclaimer: I have not seen this movie so I don’t know if it’s actually good.
But “endless half-assed slop” is the Official Motto of 2026!
CEO: Just produce double the half-ass and we’ll have whole asses!
Artists: But it’s still slop.
CEO: Wow, whole ass…
Artist: Seriously, fuck this guy.
Star Wars has been “half-assed slop” for 49 years. Some of its better than others, but the there’s plenty in the OT to hate on if you want to hate. I love it anyway.
The movie was good. As good as any compareable segment of the D+ show. See it in the theatre if you can afford to.