owenfromcanada@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 15 hours agoHow do you cross crocodile river with only a rubber band?message-squaremessage-square13fedilinkarrow-up116arrow-down111file-text
arrow-up15arrow-down1message-squareHow do you cross crocodile river with only a rubber band?owenfromcanada@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 15 hours agomessage-square13fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareMaven (famous)@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·14 hours agoLooking at OPs post history… They missed one actually
minus-squareowenfromcanada@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·14 hours agoWait… what’s the missing one?
minus-squareMaven (famous)@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·14 hours agoI always heard it starting with: "You have 300 bricks and you throw one as far as you can, how many do you have left? 299" The elephant to the river is the same but this joke is told about someone else crossing the river instead. Finally it ends with: "But… They still don’t make it across, why? Because you threw a brick at them!"
minus-squareSusaga@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·13 hours agoThe brick joke is an absolute classic. The only tragedy is that it’s hard to set up without other people coming in with the payoff before you can.
minus-squareowenfromcanada@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·14 hours agoHaven’t heard that one before. Brilliant.
minus-squareHossenfeffer@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1arrow-down2·11 hours agoStill karma whoring then!
Looking at OPs post history… They missed one actually
Wait… what’s the missing one?
I always heard it starting with:
"You have 300 bricks and you throw one as far as you can, how many do you have left?
299"
The elephant to the river is the same but this joke is told about someone else crossing the river instead. Finally it ends with:
"But… They still don’t make it across, why?
Because you threw a brick at them!"
The brick joke is an absolute classic. The only tragedy is that it’s hard to set up without other people coming in with the payoff before you can.
Haven’t heard that one before. Brilliant.
Still karma whoring then!