take me the fuck back
To waiting 3 minutes for a 178kb jpeg to load?
but also no social media brainwashing, mass surveillance, and the like.
yep. fuck it.
Not a javascript in sight. Just people enjoying their internet. And cheese.
you beat me to the punch
This is the ideal web design. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
Pure HTML, untarnished by the poison of CSS and Javascript.
Popup:
I don’t know why but I made it my new lock screen, thanks.
This looks way shittier than I remember it.
One example of explicitly learning why you don’t click on something when it says click here.
How did they manage to center the text???
<center> was a thing
Its not vertically centered, so probably with
<center></center>Tables and/or spacer gifs.
It was easy before CSS
Now this is the real internet funeral
I kinda miss the animated logos you would see in Netscape and Internet Explorer.
00:44
When it was still possible to find the ends of the internet before 1 AM.
Os-tan!
Dear god… no…
Cheese actually contains a low dose opiate analog.
Opiates actually just trigger the cheese receptors in the brain
Here’s a model recreation of the cheese molecule entering the cheese receptor
my entire body is a cheese receptor
Didn’t they make a game about that receptor?
Waccawaccawaccawacca
Cheddar is the opiate of the masses
Wow
