• snekerpimp@lemmy.world
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        3 months ago

        I enjoy the satisfaction of a broken hand after some nazi punching. Reminds me I did something good for the world.

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    3 months ago

    Every year, we open up a stadium for a giant Pro Slavery + Pro Nazi + Pro Confederacy rally. At the end of the rally, we lock all the doors and sell everyone in the stadium to the highest-bidding slavers.

    Everyone at the rally gets to enjoy their pro-slavery desires and everyone else is rid of them. Win-win.

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      um… who do we sell them to? if it’s someone outside the stadium, aren’t they also pro-slavery? wouldn’t that mean they’d also be in the stadium? also, wouldn’t we, then, end up with a lot of slaves?

      this seems like a bad idea for a few reasons, the least of which is the hypocrisy…

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      Don’t think I’ve seen a bigger oxymoron before… The definition of punk is being anti-authoritarian.

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        3 months ago

        It’s in reference to the Dead Kennedys’ song with that same title. There was a rise in far right “punk music” along with early skinhead (neo-nazi) movement when the song was written. Nazi punks were trying to flood the scene and people were not letting them.

        “Nazi punks” beat the oxymoron by being anti-authoritarian, just depending on who’s authority they reject.

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            2 months ago

            Did you think this through? Seems pretty authoritarian to me (sounds like “nobody should rule but me”)… maybe it’s a quote so I don’t get it.

            I like this bettrr: Und weil der Mensch ein Mensch ist, drum hat er Stiefel im Gesicht nicht gern! Er will unter sich keinen Sklaven seh’n und über sich keinen Herr’n.

            (And because a human is a human, he doesn’t want a boot to the face! He wants no slaves under him, and no masters above!) https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Einheitsfrontlied

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      3 months ago

      They want to end Edge and bring back Internet Explorer. It’ll start over at IE 33 since 33x3=88, which means Heil Hitler in super secret numerology.

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        23 days ago

        That was painful. The kind of painful, over-thought joke I would make. Thanks, I hate both of us. >:C