schizoidman@lemm.ee to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days agoU.S. border officials have caught more people with eggs than fentanyl this yearwww.ctvnews.caexternal-linkmessage-square28fedilinkarrow-up1680arrow-down15
arrow-up1675arrow-down1external-linkU.S. border officials have caught more people with eggs than fentanyl this yearwww.ctvnews.caschizoidman@lemm.ee to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days agomessage-square28fedilink
minus-squarem-p{3}@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up30·3 days agoLet’s try smuggling Kinder Surprise eggs instead, maybe that will relieve the tension.
minus-squareAggravationstation@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 days agoAlso the capsules that are in Kinder Surprise eggs are great for smuggling drugs in your bum. A perfect circle.
minus-squaresfxrlz@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 days agoStill illegal? My mom smuggled some like 10 ys ago and border protection didn’t even shoot at us … fucking amateurs
Let’s try smuggling Kinder Surprise eggs instead, maybe that will relieve the tension.
Also the capsules that are in Kinder Surprise eggs are great for smuggling drugs in your bum. A perfect circle.
Still illegal? My mom smuggled some like 10 ys ago and border protection didn’t even shoot at us … fucking amateurs