• fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com
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    4 days ago

    Name your devices after humans.

    Tommy needs larger memory.

    I think I’m going to reboot Denise.

    I dropped Dave today.

    • dohpaz42@lemmy.worldOP
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      3 days ago

      Fuck Dave. Dave is a piece of shit. Put him in the drive shredder, melt him down, and launch his pathetic ass into orbit.

      ~Yes, I have an issue with a Dave in my life.~