The little handwritten seal like a child might make as they don’t understand the purpose but enjoy the stylings of official big boy papers.
Cargo cult vibes.
That actually describes most sov cit stuffpretty well. It’s like a law cargo cult.
Salagadoola menchicka boola
Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo,
Put 'em together and what have you got?
Sovcit ordidy-boo
They have it all figured out - except for when to use “an” instead of “a”
I think he’s trying to say his drivers license is a contract between the state and itself, therefore laws do not apply to him.
You did better than me at interpreting that word salad.
Helps to know SovCit’s favorite arguments like everything is a contract, you don’t have jurisdiction, that’s not really me, etc.
They’re literally Patrick in the Patrick and Man Ray meme.
Oooo, I had my own little seal too, once, when I was an edgy teen. I never tried to use it in a correspondence; maybe that was my mistake. If I had, would I be getting everything for free now, or do I need to use the magic incantations, too?
And the bloody fingerprint.
Ewwww. How is that not considered a biohazard? Is it legal to mail people bodily fluids?
He’s an ambassador of Christ. I wanna meet Christ. I need to get in touch with this man!