Funny how god never tells them to do something they don’t actually want to do in the first place or that doesn’t benefit them, innit?

And that is pretty much how everything goes in the church. Everything you do is because The Lord told you to. So glad I freed myself from that circus.

If you’re doing business with a religious son of a bitch, get … it … in … writing. His word isn’t worth shit, not with The Good Lord telling him how to fuck you on the deal.

-William S. Burroughs, Advice for Young People