50 Hey Listens

The rape labyrinth

So bizarre to me. If I were forced to choose “which is gayer” id say the top is the gayest position.

As a hetero id easily be able to take a cock up the ass to avoid getting sent to kill or die. I’d struggle quite a bit more to maintain an erection strong enough to go in a man. Especially with the context motivator in the back of my head.

You of all people

They flipped my mom!?

Are his eyes really cartoonishly lopsided or is it just a trick of the angle?

I believe it was Chairman Mao who said “we do a little trolling”

Whats your PORNSTAR NAME? The street you grew up on + the name of your first pet GO

The correct answer for the context was “no. Mens and women’s sports should be completely separate. Trans people are right out.” but thats really not the answer you want to seen giving with your real face to the entire world.

It lurks, waiting, interminably waiting…

Where do the tiny men in the TV go at night?

I just had a tattoo done and didnt pay anything for booking. Paid after the job too could have just run away its not like they can take it off me.

I guess it just depends where you go.

I have Sassy the Sasquatch to thank for my knowledge of that.

Im with you but in this format I’ll allow it.

Straight up news articles and rage bait I’ll rally against though.

And just like that von karma is defetishized for me. Thanks Felix! You saved me!

Oh yeah its easy to prove you wrong but its likely they wont bother. They can look up on the till to see the time you claim to have placed an order, and maybe they’ll see an order similar to your claim, then explain to the manager and both go to the office and use the CCTV to see if youre there and then try and explain that to an angry guy who seems like theyre about to pop off and risk needing to involve the police and involve the local papers while everyone’s getting their phones ready for twitter and reddit to dissect your every microexpression - OR they can just give you a double cheeseburger and be done with it.

Is that a prediction or have they edited it out already because I cant see any

Its the same vibe as that one kid in school saying “swear on my life on my LIFE that means if Im lying ill actually die i swear on my MOMS LIFE too im super serious”

I wouldn’t recommend it, because its an asshole move, but go into basically any mcdonalds and complain that you placed an order and it was missing (whatever you want). You may have to act the cunt here. They will just give you whatever you want for free. Sometimes you may need to escalate to a manager. They do not get paid enough to deal with it, and dont want your negativity affecting the other customers.