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Oh, I understand now.

I thought the claim was “the weather made it unlikely that he smoked a cigarette”.

Investigators later ruled out cigarettes as a possible cause based on weather conditions at the time, according to the complaint.

‘It was too [insert weather here] for a cigarette’ sounds like bullshit.

I’m blocking you.

You should’ve been moderated already, for spamming the comm with stuff that has to be against Rule 1 (All posts must be shower thoughts).

This post is like finding a fake $20 in the parking lot that is actually a Jesus pamphlet.

Edit: Added pictures for context

I feel like this is technically true, but in reality it only works like this in the void of space.

The energy I’m spending is to counter the molecule vibration transfer that’s being done (against my food’s will) by the sun and everything else in the space around my fridge.

I am ready for some physicist to pop out of the tall grass and explain how wrong I am.

This… does not seem like a shower thought.

That just sounds like normal news.

Not “I’m surprised this isn’t satire.”

The mistake is assuming this decision was based on anything resembling principles or values.

Why is this in nottheonion?

Serial killer should really be a spectrum.

The dot as it is just means “serial killer with bad aim”.

Can they just skip to the step where they start eating each other and leave the rest of us alone?

Oh, leather is absolutely a thing.

But it’s a subculture of a subculture.

It’s like saying, “Why don’t we call all car drivers Tesla Enthusiasts? Because they seem to like them very much.”

Every day I don’t give 110 percent in exchange for… the same amount of paycheck.

Because it’s not about the leather.

Edit: Yo, a user from a kbin (mbin?) server! I don’t see those around too often.

Username checks out. 😑

Not a show, but a book and a movie adaptation: Interview with A Vampire is actually about Anne Rice’s daughter.

I was a sad, broken and despairing atheist when I wrote ‘Interview with the Vampire’ [in 1973, after the death of her daughter from leukaemia]. I pitched myself into writing and made up a story about vampires. I didn’t know it at the time but it was all about my daughter, the loss of her and the need to go on living when faith is shattered. But the lights do come back on, no matter how dark it seems, and I’m sensitive now, more than ever, to the beauty of the world – and more resigned to living with cosmic uncertainty.

Vampires are the best metaphor for the human condition Here you have a monster with a soul that’s immortal, yet in a biological body. It’s a metaphor for us, as it’s very difficult to realise that we are going to die, and day to day we have to think and move as though we are immortal. A vampire like Lestat in Interview… is perfect for that because he transcends time – yet he can be destroyed, go mad and suffer; it’s intensely about the human dilemma.

You did it!

That’s cold.

OP’s like It’s only tragic if we were banging.

*Parks my car cross-wise in front of yours, blocking you in.*

Yes. They technically are.