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Oliver is a very good cat.

Do you think the couch fucker was already banging her while his body was still warm?

Dubbed.

If I wanted to read, I’d read a book.

It’s the Simple Sabotage Field Manual and was made by the Office of Strategic Services (or in short the OSS). It was dissolved after WWII, one of its short lived successors was the Central Intelligence Group, the direct predecessor of the CIA.

Although the Wiki article contains a link to the manual on a US government site already, the Internet Archive also has a pdf of it.

I can’t remember anything
Can’t tell if this is true or dream
Deep down inside I feel to scream
This terrible silence stops me

Now that the school is through with me
I’m waking up, I cannot see
That there’s not much left of me
Nothing is real but pain now

Hold my breath as I wish for death
Oh please, God, wake me

Back in the womb it’s much too real
In pumps life that I must feel
But can’t look forward to reveal
Look to the time when I’ll live

Fed through the tube that sticks in me
Just like a schooltime novelty
Tied to machines that make me be
Cut this life off from me

Hold my breath as I wish for death
Oh please, God, wake me

Now the world is gone, I’m just one
Oh God, help me
Hold my breath as I wish for death
Oh please, God, help me

Darkness
Imprisoning me
All that I see
Absolute horror
I cannot live
I cannot die
Trapped in myself
Body my holding cell

School chair
Has taken my sight
Taken my speech
Taken my hearing
Taken my arms
Taken my legs
Taken my soul
Left me with life in hell

Of course, bro is using Arch btw.

That truly is a classic :D

Well, that’s calculating, not mathematics.

Some kraut works wonders too. ☝️🤓

Multiple final notices? 🤨
Not so final then, is it?

And things were better for it.

That text sounds more like an Owen problem.
OPs idea sounds neat though.

I do have a job I like. But I still need balance. Because my job isn’t reading some mails and reading the fucking papers.
But nothing new from those type of people and it shows yet again why you shouldn’t trust their proclamations of how much they “work”.

Ah, a person of culture I see.

Battle Royale of the megagrifters for the throne? Would surely sell some tickets, too. :3

The heretical couchfucker.

On second thought, that might make him sound more metal. Maybe just couchfucker is enough.

It’s under siege!

Giant Salami

Eh, could be worse.

What did you call me?!?

looks at username Ah, you are on of us fellow germs. That’s okay then.