But we did so well catching the Boston bomber.

Tangentially related, press your tongue as flat as possible against the roof of you mouth to speed up recovery from brain freeze.

Well shit, my bad. Fixed, thanks!

It’s from an old Penny Arcade, Ctrl+Alt+Del, often mocked for its sudden melodramatic tone in an otherwise silly comic series:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loss_(comic)

It means Rick Deckard won’t be coming for you any time soon.

30 Rock, applicable as always. That reminds me, it’s getting on time for my 50th rewatch haha.

There used to be copy editors. Copy editors cost money. Now, there are no copy editors.

No, good sir, I’m on the level.

You’ll be given cushy jobs!

It glides as softly as a cloud.

Media playback has been just fine for me, both browser streaming and local files via VLC. Battery is a little harder for me to say because my battery, according to ChromeOS, was at 85% health, but I’ve watched 4-5 hours of YouTube straight one day when I was sick, and I think it was around 20% when I woke up and plugged in from 100%.

I am. My Asus Chromebook aged out of support, so I put PopOS on it using this guide. Luckily, I had a compatible board, so I didn’t have to physically alter anything:

https://docs.mrchromebox.tech/docs/supported-devices.html

Runs pretty decently, although boot up is rather slow.

It’s more used for darker/dirtier dad jokes.

Nine nine!

I’d love to see Franken back on SNL, but then conservatives would likely spin it to link Al’s resignation and “controversy” with Walz. Probably not worth it

Good point, after barely eeking out reelection, Tester has definitely been going harder this year.

It kinda is, actually. I’m from Montana, and he’s a lock, though we may be going blue with our governor, so maybe that’s more what it’s for? Seems like a pretty big waste of energy for 3 electoral votes.

Already reposting, tsk tsk. :P

Usually, the most effective way is to say, “Wanna hear a knock knock joke?”

“Sure!”

“Okay, you start.”

Has about a 90% success rate.

Looks like Maxwell Smart lost his shoe!