What you do with your thoughts and prayers when another dozen children are massacred. BY RIFLES. WHILE THEY WERE UNDER ADULT SUPERVISION. AT A SCHOOL.

My 3D printer printer prints only printers now

Paradise → 🛑🎲

Paradox → 🛑📄

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We lost my granddad to the marijuana last year rip

Birthday paradox always surprises me. I, too, am also, the same age as you, as well.

Any of my family members of the last 500 generations would be as awestruck as I am when they zoomed in to check if you’re lying. Unadulteratedly and humbly: WOW.

I am a better programmer than God, peace be upon Him. This implementation of knees is Exhibit 1.

Above even spiders?

swim bladder

I beg your pardon

Human contact is always sexual and children must never be touched unless it’s circumcision time! ✂️

Ohhh. Now I see. To answer your question: yes!

I hate how cathartic it is to watch that mountain of bullies burn to the ground 😌

Said the same thing

is giving marked-as-duplicate vibes

Oh because “saw” can mean “did see” or “do use a chainsaw”. I get it!

far left leaning

Same. So Jesus fucking Christ by the way.

That’s the spirit. Why wait for prison?

Wow—that is a lot of major life events crammed into 2025. Be nice to yourself. Often.

Our when our favorite tops wear us

let people know they love sucking dick

Probably not as well as when we wear our fave top