spicy pancake

mercí 🥴

🥞🤜🤛🥞

wait is it genuinely irritating to sprinkle in greetings/thanks/you’re-welcomes in other languages cuz i do that a lot cuz i like learning new words 🥺

I’ve gotten 2 skin burns from chemicals with a nitrile glove breakthrough time of <1 second

underfunded undergrad lab classes without heavy duty gloves shouldn’t be allowed to use fuming nitric acid >:(

I rarely arrived at the lab before 10am as an undergrad intern. (And usually stayed until 7–8pm because I goofed around too much and it took forever to get all the cells taken care of 🫠)

Flexible schedules are a luxury I miss dearly

we used Macs at my last lab

I hated them because I’m a Linux nerd but at least they were reliable

(I suppose if my research PC ran Linux I’d spend all my time configuring it instead of researching…!)

only a cuntcunt would propose this

POCKTOPUS

probably leeches

them motherfuckers down the street got 🅱️ones in they shit!

ugh everyone knows that babies don’t always contain asbestos, just a lot of geological baby deposits are adjacent to asbestos and it contaminates the mined product

found the escalator engineer

but I am impatient and also I hate escalators and want to spend as little time on them as possible :[

stand on the right of the escalator, walk on the left, or go to fucking jail

(reversed in countries where they drive on the left)

also no single wide escalators. (MTA, cut that shit out!)

I lol’d

the… the bottle hack is for things like popcorn kernels that you can pour…

whoever closes a bread with the bottle hack is the true evil hiding in plain sight

as a former deli worker i wish everyone who orders chipped anything a very fuck you

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> be me
> going thorough extremely rough time in my life, just trying to keep it together day by day
> friend across town offers to have me over for the night so I can shower, do laundry, have a meal with him and catch up
> nocar.jpg
> waiting at bus stop
> random guy in an anime tshirt and fedora is staring at me, incrementally stepping closer
> pleasejustleavemealone.avi
> he suddenly lunges toward me while screaming something about energy weapons
> fuckthis.ogg
> begin sprinting for previous bus stop, maybe i can get on the back of the bus and he won’t notice me when he gets on
> fucking schizos

Technology Connections: REAL SHIT
Technology Connextras: I sleep