My favorite thing about the Bible is that the gospels were written by followers of the disciples, who themselves didn’t know how to read or write, in Aramaic, then translated to Greek, then to Latin, then censored by the council of Nicea, then finally translated into English with the Geneva, then quickly edited by the commission of King James, because the J-Sauce was very socialist and anti-government.

And the atheists who want to quote terrible things mentioned in the bible are pulling from the Old Testament, specifically a book of law written by the King Joshua, 800 years before Jesus, and proclaim that people proclaim it to be the word of God.

So, ok: we have so many translations, literally a mass obliteration of Cathars, as well as other Inquisitions… now, you wanna tell me you know jack shit about the bible and tell me things didn’t happen?

Ok. Cool, bro.

Edit: btw, the two loaves of bread and five fish story was about a 12 year old boy. Jesus didn’t magic shit other than inspiration in that story. Lost in translation/Nicea/government. You may be kept hidden from the teachings, because Jesus was punk fucking rock.

And a King didn’t want you to even know it! That’s my point, good ol’ JKV that every goddamn “scholar” quotes from.

Um, another one? I am pretty sure I solidified this one.

Are you talking about Second Life, or are you promoting a new MMORPG?

Um…

Think things through.

You are nearly spot on: it isn’t just the heat it will produce, but the lack of ignition due to the oxygen required for ignition.

And… Is this post about 9/11?

This just in: scientists discovered momentum.

If they actually had balls, the entire administration would be tried for treason.

This is slop shit. Complete bullshit. This site isn’t even reputable. This claim might as well have come from Better Home and Gardens.

Doing God’s work. I am sharing the fuck out of this.

Remember remember that eternal September. Then web 2.0. Then facebook allows the parents in.

Now the enshitification goes full stream ahead.

I thought IRC and Geocities was a good time, even if I happened across dolphinlove.org.

And the dude lived to tell the tale. I would listen to them.

I like putting them in my mouth.

-Donald Teump and Kanye West