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Releasing the files might help

Tell that to those detained by ICE

But I thought the country was in the best place its ever been!

They’re not a deflection, we’re still mad that you’re taking food away from starving peope, we’re just also mad that you’re a sex offender as well as a thief.

They’re talking about sex 😉

Under a pile of Chinese magnets - but no one knows how or why they work so they’re frightened of touching them incase they get wet, stop working and the world stops turning.

I thought G20 was for civilised 1st world countries so USA shouldn’t be invited anyway

I nearly dropped my phone you a-hole 🤪

I bet they’re causing some ‘risian’ going on in his pants.

Jewish people who vote for Zohran Mamdani Trump for New York United States mayor president are ‘stupid’. FTFY.

Our goddaughter I’d called Lucie, its really hard to find anything with her name on

I’m still convinced that “The Ball Room” is actually the name of the strip club he’s buidling there in the East Wing rather than anything else.

He should be careful. A doddery old stroke victim with Alzheimer’s could slip on all that polished marvel.

Why would any country need that many? I mean having any is stupid because it will always end in mutually assured destruction but with that many, you could kill us all if you were on the verge of one hitting you.

Most people not in the US. We just call it ‘driving’

This sounds like a freaking Seinfeld bit “So WHAT’S the deal with MAGNETS?”

You need better ‘friends’, beacuse no-one cares if you’ve had sex or not.

Its becoming a reality though. I work in a school (primary and secondary) and the exams officer is putting digital clocks only in the exam rooms for that reason.

Rename it Supreme Leader If The American people and have no rules on how long he can be there.

Or change his name and SSN

Spotted the Network guy