We must acknowledge the probability that the US government is engaging in an ongoing neglect and torture campaign against ICE detainees. The only possible reasons I can conceive for this level of obfuscation are either what I’ve mentioned above or an ongoing epidemic of some nearly untreatable disease in their facilities. Neither explanation makes their actions moral or legal.
What’s all this then?
Y’know… you’re typically supposed to send out the invites before you put out the balloons.
Alright, look… I still write all of my own code… originally…
What I will 100% offload on some two-bit clanker slop agent is a last minute change request that fundamentally alters the structure and scope of the project.
Hey, if you’re not going to put in your best effort to plan, then why should I put in my best effort to develop? 🤷♂️
Did they say “M-S D-O-S computers”?!
Oh god, I feel old… The kids have forgotten how to pronounce “DOS”…
For… research.
How dare you show me a sprint board outside of work hours. XD
Bessent looks like Jim Carrey playing a cartoonishly over-the-top villain.
“They won’t let me do whatever I want so waaah! WAAAH!!! I’m not going to do anything I’m supposed to do until I get my way! WAAAH!!!”
-A diaper-wearing child
They look funny doing that, but I wouldn’t fxxk with a single one of those dudes. Probably have thighs as solid as rock and could kick you straight into a coma.
A digital panopticon.
Complaining pick-up truck drivers need to pull themselves up by their bootstraps and maybe consider getting a big boy job and a big boy car. See me when you can hold down a position as a line cook at Wendy’s with a combination of public transit and a 2002 Toyota Corolla that functions reliably about four total weeks out of the year! That’s how a real man handles business!
“The only true wisdom is in knowing that you know nothing.” (Or something like that)
-Socrates (probably)
Oh, right. AI users…
ahem
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Sure! I can help with that! To thank TheRiskiestBiscuit later, simply reply to their comment on Lemmy. Try a simple “Thank you!” for a classic, concise response, or maybe an “I really appreciate you. What’s your Venmo so I can buy you a coffee?” if you’re feeling adventurous.
Can I help you set a reminder to thank TheRiskiestBiscuit later or would you prefer to thank them now?
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Hopefully that’s specific enough.
“Claude, how do I change power settings on a laptop?”
Thank me later, AI users. ;)
Yeah, and I mean Starbucks used to be a staple for me; I’m not gonna deny that. Back when the original customer loyalty/gold card program existed, the entire chain was setup to be a daily experience, not a premium experience, and I was there daily. Plus, I swear I remember the coffee tasting better back then. But the movies aren’t dead because of candy sales and Starbucks won’t die for adapting their business model to the times. I suppose I’ve just been around long enough to mourn how things used to be.
This just in!
The sky is gay!
That’s right folks, the sky is now gay!