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An invincible wolf man, who is like a wolf in every regard save for the fact that he can fly.

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Joined 3 years ago
Cake day: June 12th, 2023
  • Stalinwolf@lemmy.catome_irl@lemmy.world•me_irl
    8·
    3 months ago

    I feel this. I did really poorly in school (ADHD), didn’t go to college, and my last IQ test yielded only marginally above average results (and for all I know I just guessed lucky or am good at pattern recognition). But despite feeling like I’m still a naive and immature idiot with no idea what he’s doing, the more my wife and I associate with the parents of other kids in my daughter’s class, the more we realize we’re quite possibly the only fucking adults in the room.

  • Stalinwolf@lemmy.catoGreentext@sh.itjust.works•Anon plays World of Warcraft
    9·
    3 months ago

    You’re not wrong about Alliance zones feeling more fleshed out… but over the last two decades of playing vanilla WoW on and off, every single time that I’ve rolled an Alliance character and tried my best to commit, I would eventually see a primitive ass Horde outpost with hanging feathers and dreamcatchers, with some bulky spiked Orc and a noble Tauren standing there… and I would feel such an immense feeling of homesickness unlike anything I’ve ever felt in another game, and I would immediately delete that character and start over in Durotar.

    Something about fighting for the honor of the Horde and the glory of the Warchief out there in an inhospitable land, with the inspirational swell of horns and indigenous drums just puts me in it. Like, really puts me in it.

  • Stalinwolf@lemmy.catoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•How men are different than women
    394·
    3 months ago

    My wife is always shocked to learn that despite communicating with him somewhat regularly, I have absolutely no details regarding any of my brother’s upcoming plans or life events. Yes, I know he’s engaged. I think I was one of the first to hear about it… No, I don’t know when he plans to get married, or where… I don’t know if he’s going to South America again this year. I don’t know any of this. It didn’t come up. He will probably tell me if/when he does. I’m not really worried about it.

    What do we talk about? Memes, mostly… Most recently I’ve been sending him these fake Rastafarian AI doctor videos on Instagram with hilarious visual demonstrations of poop flying out of butts like a whirlwind while a passionate man talks about selling you his herbal cleanse. Now I’ve discovered the female version that is all about vaginal disbiosis and what to do “when ya poosee smell like a rotten fish mahhket” (you buy her secret Rasta herbal cleanse, that’s what you do…)

    But no, I don’t know if he’s coming for Christmas.

  • Stalinwolf@lemmy.catoPolitical Memes@lemmy.world•Mamdanistan is showing the way forward
    3·
    4 months ago

    Now watch me TikTok it further by pasting half of my blurred, blotchy head in the image so that I can point repeatedly in the general direction of the video I want you to see. Maybe even point at my ear once or twice to say, “Lishhun too, bruh…”

    I hate that platform so much. I swear most people are operating on half-spent watch batteries nowadays and have just come to accept this crap as passable content.