Yes because almost 30 years continuous isn’t worthy of being significant enough.
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When you have issues with food people bringing up weight can be a bit of a trigger. Not that it bothers me, it is just a school yard insult. It’s just mostly annoying because I used to be fat and I really miss food.
Phanlix@lemmy.zipto
Funny@sh.itjust.works•Michelin Man's New Business Plan: Give Stars to Faraway Restaurants to Force Tire Sales
1·28 days agoKnow how McD’s they have both a real egg vs the flat yellow thin precooked one? In a blind taste test most people prefer the flat one because it’s less ‘eggy’. I mean strong spices, most people prefer blandness, at least in the US.
Phanlix@lemmy.zipto
Funny@sh.itjust.works•Michelin Man's New Business Plan: Give Stars to Faraway Restaurants to Force Tire Sales
16·28 days agoMissed the pronouns, I guess my bad for misgendering. I’m a child of the 90s, male, female, or whatever spectrum you fall on, it’s still largely dude and bro in my vernacular. I’ll still support you playing sports, and whatever else it is you crazy kids do that you think will make you happy. Just don’t expect me to personally participate or pretend to give a shit about pronouns.
Phanlix@lemmy.zipto
Funny@sh.itjust.works•Michelin Man's New Business Plan: Give Stars to Faraway Restaurants to Force Tire Sales
7·29 days agoDamn, I was just starting to really work the shaft.
Phanlix@lemmy.zipto
Funny@sh.itjust.works•Michelin Man's New Business Plan: Give Stars to Faraway Restaurants to Force Tire Sales
7·29 days agoI never said they invented greeting cards. I said they normalized giving them on a variety of holidays that previously were less commonplace for cards. For example the person that created Mother’s day fucking HATED Hallmark.
Who does the president work for? This one? Pretty much anyone that bribes him.
Nah lol, I was in a motorcycle wreck that damaged my intestines. I genuinely have a hard time getting enough calories due to pain pretty much anytime I eat solid food. So as far as schoolyard insults go, swing and a miss.
Fatty? Certainly making some assumptions there lol.
But okay, even if it is WW3, with WW1 and WW2 we weren’t in a continuous near 30 year state of war leading up to those wars.
Phanlix@lemmy.zipto
Funny@sh.itjust.works•Michelin Man's New Business Plan: Give Stars to Faraway Restaurants to Force Tire Sales
7·29 days agoYou’re certainly a riveting conversationalist. I’ll leave you with this. How influential on the design of our very cities has the auto industry and oil industry been? Are our cities designed around using as little fuel as possible, or the exact opposite?
Phanlix@lemmy.zipto
Funny@sh.itjust.works•Michelin Man's New Business Plan: Give Stars to Faraway Restaurants to Force Tire Sales
62·29 days agoHe’s talking positively about major corporations, are you really surprised at the spelling and grammar?
Phanlix@lemmy.zipto
Funny@sh.itjust.works•Michelin Man's New Business Plan: Give Stars to Faraway Restaurants to Force Tire Sales
9·29 days agoOh there’s definitely more. Do you want me to regale you with the tale of how the Red suited Santa Coke invented came to be? Or do you want to keep thinking a holiday about giving gifts wasn’t invented by corporations? How about how giving pre-made cards on a variety of holidays became to be a thing because of Hallmark?
Phanlix@lemmy.zipto
Funny@sh.itjust.works•Michelin Man's New Business Plan: Give Stars to Faraway Restaurants to Force Tire Sales
33·28 days agoThat’s not it at all. Look, I know it’s easy to place the blame on those cheese eating surrender monkeys, but this one is on human nature.
Multiple scientific studies done by the big food corps have shown, consistently, that the majority of people in the world prefer blander food.
You may not personally, but multiple double blind studies have shown that the average Joe prefers blandness, and bland unspiced food tends to sell better than the opposite.
Pre-war?
This country has been in a constant state of war since I was 14, I’m 38 now. We were out of war for like what? 6 months to a year before we started this clusterfuck?
Phanlix@lemmy.zipto
Funny@sh.itjust.works•Michelin Man's New Business Plan: Give Stars to Faraway Restaurants to Force Tire Sales
45·29 days agoSaying the Pledge of Allegiance during school was a tradition that was invented by a company which made American flags, they did it as a sales tactic.
America doesn’t really have a culture it just has capitalism.
Phanlix@lemmy.zipto
politics @lemmy.world•Trump Ominously Says 'Project 2025' Author Has 'Big Surprises' In The Next Few Weeks
8·1 month agoOur legal system is broken. He should have gone to jail in the 90s over his rape cases. 13 times he’d been in court well before he was president over rape. Our justice system failed to hold him accountable. He shouldn’t have his wealth either. All the shady real estate deals with with Russia and the blatant money laundering that was. Oh sure he bought properties for a few million and a Russian ‘investor’ buys them for 10s of millions a few years later. Not sus at all.
Phanlix@lemmy.zipOPto
Political Memes@lemmy.world•13 year old video but still relevant as the day it was made.
2·1 month agoAnd it’s not accurate either. Given that the region has (albeit briefly) been under it’s own control. Not necessarily known as Palestine, and not always wholly united but still.
Phanlix@lemmy.zipto
News@lemmy.world•Dozens quarantined after researcher at Russian plague laboratory dies of ‘unknown’ infection
26·1 month agoPlease god send an actual plague. There are too many people on the road and I’d like you to thin the herd. Especially since we know that Trump supporters were dumb enough to have coughing and spitting competitions at events like Sturgis which they held illegally while Covid was going.
Phanlix@lemmy.zipOPto
politics @lemmy.world•13 years later this video still captures it pretty perfectly.
21·1 month agoPretty depressing really.

Kinda revealing of our country right? I prefer our old motto on money. E Pluribus Unum was what it originally said which is Latin for out of many, one. Benjamin Franklin then designed a coin that was “mind your business”, and another that said “we are one”. Now it’s “in god we trust” which as an anti-theist I’ve gotta say, doesn’t fit me at all.